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Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Naruto
Sub-genre: Romance/Drama
Summary: Shisui is a problem solver. Itachi is a problem. And according to Shisui, any problem that starts with sex can be solved with sex. AU. ShiIta. Brain Damage spinoff.
Rated: NC-17 for sex, incest, etc.
Author's Notes: Part Two of Chapter 2. If you'd like to see it formatted correctly, go ahead and read it on FF.Net.
Previous Chapters: Prologue | Chapter 1 (1, 2) | Chapter 2 (1, 2)

( Part Two. Goodnight. Cara mia. )

Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Naruto
Sub-genre: Romance/Drama
Summary: Shisui is a problem solver. Itachi is a problem. And according to Shisui, any problem that starts with sex can be solved with sex. AU. ShiIta. Brain Damage spinoff.
Rated: NC-17 for sex, incest, etc.
Author's Notes: Response to prompt #4: "The Thrill of the Forbidden, or, 'No, You Must Not!...Here, Let Me Help You.'" Shisui tries to make Itachi accept that he's gay for him. Part One of Chapter 2. If you'd like to see it formatted correctly, go ahead and read it on FF.Net.
Previous Chapters: Prologue | Chapter 1 (1, 2)

( Part One. But *why*, I love kissing you. )

Part Two.

Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Naruto
Sub-genre: Romance/Drama
Summary: Shisui is a problem solver. Itachi is a problem. And according to Shisui, any problem that starts with sex can be solved with sex. AU. ShiIta. Brain Damage spinoff.
Rated: NC-17 for sex, incest, etc.
Author's Notes: Part Two of Chapter 1. If you'd like to see it formatted correctly, go ahead and read it on FF.Net.
Previous Chapters: Prologue | Chapter 1 (1, 2)

( Part Two. The garden still lives. )

Chapter 2.

Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Naruto
Sub-genre: Romance/Drama
Summary: Shisui is a problem solver. Itachi is a problem. And according to Shisui, any problem that starts with sex can be solved with sex. AU. ShiIta. Brain Damage spinoff.
Rated: NC-17 for sex, incest, etc.
Author's Notes: To kick things off, here's the response to prompt #6: "The Closet, or, 'Denial isn't just a River in Egypt!'" It was too long for LJ so I had to split it into two parts. ...lawl. If you'd like to see it formatted correctly, go ahead and read it on FF.Net.
Previous Chapters: Prologue

( Part One. After all, not everybody was as Slightly-Gay as he was. )

Part Two.

Title: Mind Gardens
Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Naruto
Sub-genre: Romance/Drama
Summary: Shisui is a problem solver. Itachi is a problem. And according to Shisui, any problem that starts with sex can be solved with sex. AU. ShiIta. Brain Damage spinoff.
Rated: NC-17 for sex, incest, etc.
Author's Notes: So, antisaints and I got an idea to do a prompt for 30_lemons . And then we were all, "why not do a multi-chapter fic, while we're at it." Behold.

( One day. I'm going to make you my wife~ )

Chapter 1.

Title: Waste of a Waste
Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Sub-genre: Romance/Fluff/Angst/Death
Summary: "He tries to say goodbye. Just in case." The last week of Sawada Tsunayoshi's life is relatively normally, excepting the fact that Reborn's teachings have a tendency to make a lasting impression on his students. [TYL!verse]
Rated: R for death. It's a good hurt.
Author's Notes: 4,104 words. UnBETA'd. For aradiantsun. Brb collapsing nao.

( He tries to say goodbye. Just in case. )

Title: For The Best
Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Naruto
Sub-genre: Gen/Angst
Summary: In a world up-ended there are absolutes. There is Orochimaru who refuses forgiveness. And there is Naruto who is unable to forgive. [AU; OroJira friendship yayyy.]
Rated: PG for almost-violence.
Author's Notes: Did I mention aradiantsun and I are totally rewriting Naruto after killing off it's creator? This is a small scene from that universe - through circumstances I won't reveal for suspense purposes, Orochimaru (instead of dying in an untimely manner) has allied with Konoha's forces in the fight against Akatsuki.

( A wind like a whipping. )

Title: A Rank Italian Summer
Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Sub-genre: Gen/Humor?
Summary: Supposedly, competition amongst Guardians is healthy. Tsuna's not entirely convinced. [Fluff oh god.]
Rated: G for...god, a huge lack of anything. I need to spice up my fics. They're clearly not racy enough.
Author's Notes: My actual submission for the second prompt ("forgiveness") at khr100, which apparently only I am participating in? Idk. xD Anyway...uh. No, that's it. Enjoy, I guess? ...oh, no, here's a note: I love Fuuta. Hardcore. I'll be writing him more now. Prepare. B|

( There are worse things. )

Title: --
Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Sub-genre: Gen afuckingain
Summary: The literal is as dangerous as Hibari Kyouya, who is as dangerous ten years later as he ever was.
Rated: PG for Hibari.
Author's Notes: I was going to submit this late for the Week 2 challenge at khr100 but then I wrote something decent instead. So this will probably never see the light of day. Oh well. This is mostly me trying unsuccessfully to provoke my nonexistent Hibari muse so that I can write that other drabble out. Fffff.

( Like a vampire. )

Title: School Spirit
Author: the_lady_lamb
Genre: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Sub-genre: Gen/Humor
Summary: Chrome finds something slightly objectionable in Hibari's closet. [Invisible 1896.]
Rated: G for...gen?
Author's Notes: I find it lawltastic that bad yaoific inspired an almost-het fic. Ohhhh fandom.

( Hibari’s look paints her face a red and injects her tongue with a stutter. )